suprchnk:

hey y'all. so, immediately after saying i wasn’t gonna remake, i went ahead and did that very thing, so this is just me letting you losers know that so you don’t see me refollowing you and think the porn bots got me. so yeah, follow over here.

or don’t. it’s your life man.

(via futurechunks)

suprchnk:

a girl with a fat ass would never have treated me this way

now i’m just bummed out most of the time

being too optimistic usually comes back to bite you in the ass but it might finally be a wrap for r. kelly

beachdeath:

• jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
  
• and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
• and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
• meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
• and he is presently worth $137 billion
• and half of $137 billion is roughly
• $69 billion

greetingsprophet:

benverly:

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

if the gay character of a show looks like this its probably a really bad show

bold of u to say glee is a bad show

glee is a bad show

(via deadpan-searcher)

i don’t believe in taking pictures with art or landmarks unless it was made or designed with that purpose in mind

that song from veggietales when they’re about to read from the bible has been stuck in my head all morning